You may or may not know, but printf is a Turing-complete language, once you exploit all the strange and wonderful format characters in it (especially %n). But who has time to write code as printf modifiers? Now, thanks to [sebsite], you can at least write in a slightly higher level assembly language and compile to printf. Practical? No. Cool? Undeniably.
As an example, the page shows fizzbuzz written in the assembler: alias i, fizz, buzz ->fizz ([i] + 1) % 3 == 0
->buzz ([i] + 1) % 5 == 0
->i [i] + 1
->exit [i] == 100 [i] if !![i] & ![fizz] & ![buzz]
"Fizz" if [fizz]
"Buzz" if [buzz]
"\n" if [i] The alias keyword defines constants and, owing to default values, sets i to zero, fizz to one, and buzz to 2. The...
